Black Lola Speaks - Tiger Woods

So, Tiger figured out he was black today…

Something we already knew.

And we knew that the time was-a-coming… We knew it was coming when he tried it with “Cablasian”. We knew it was coming when we saw all of those pearly whites on those pearly whites, hoping for their 15 minutes, admitting to the swerve with the golf extraordinaire. We knew it was coming when Elin got that paper and took them kids. We knew it was-a-coming…

Because see, in America, no matter how brilliant you are, how talented, how well you dunk the ball (hey LeBron), how well you sing (RIP Michael), how you make America smile (how’s it going Bill?), America is quick to let you know, in no uncertain terms, that that azz is still black. And even quicker to let you know how it treats that black azz… And even quickest to remind all those that think that they are somehow “not black”, that in fact, they are…

Sincerely and emphatically signed,

Black Lola